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bidyke:

elfhugs:

thank u free country usa god bless

Too good not to reblog

bidyke:

elfhugs:

thank u free country usa god bless

Too good not to reblog

(Source: toralei)

sparklemagpie:

hobanwashburnes:

#hobanwashburnes

One day the cause of my death will be cited as ‘Marvel Movie Marathon Drinking Game’ and there will be a printout of this attached to my autopsy report.

(Source: the-more-i-arty)

This is bad for that whole “equal pay” movement we’ve got going on.

This is bad for that whole “equal pay” movement we’ve got going on.

For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in student loans than what we were paying for our mortgage. So we know what this is about.

And we were lucky to land good jobs with a steady income. But we only finished paying off our student loans—check this out, all right, I’m the President of the United States—we only finished paying off our student loans about eight years ago.

—President Obama in North Carolina today on why Congress has to act to prevent interest rates on student loans from doubling (via barackobama)

I didn’t realize I was someplace

—My mom

We’re all pompous assfarts.

—My dad.

YouTube knows which videos will make money.

YouTube knows which videos will make money.

Bubble tape was invented in the 80s.

Bubble tape was invented in the 80s.

Just because you’re offended, it doesn’t mean you’re right.

—Ricky Gervais (via liamdryden)

(Source: littletoasts)

There are young men and women up and down the land who happily (or unhappily) tell anyone who will listen that they don’t have an academic turn of mind, or that they aren’t lucky enough to have been blessed with a good memory, and yet can recite hundreds of pop lyrics and reel off any amount of information about footballers. Why? Because they are interested in those things. They are curious. If you are hungry for food, you are prepared to hunt high and low for it. If you are hungry for information it is the same. Information is all around us, now more than ever before in human history. You barely have to stir or incommode yourself to find things out. The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriosity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

—The Fry Chronicles (via fuckyeahstephenfry)

(Source: whypamperlifescomplexities)